Support
Lai Liao Lah is a parody food-delivery app. The food never arrives — on purpose. That's not a bug, it's the entire joke. 🐾
Need help, found something actually broken, or just want to complain that the cat ghosted you again? Email us:
We'll reply faster than your order arrives (low bar, we know).
Frequently Asked (Non) Questions
Where is my food?
It's not coming. On purpose. That's the app.
Did I get charged?
No. There are no payments, no account, and no backend. Nothing leaves your phone except map lookups.
How do I reset everything?
Open the app → Saved → Reset all my data.